Anchor The Dog

Reality Check

Talk about a reality check, this photo of me was taken this past fall, now I am about 70 lbs. Did mom talk to dad about how big I would would get?

Talk About Being Cute

Thanks family for the haircut, looks like I am the most handsome dog in town today.

Dollar Cups Of Ice Cream

While ice cream may not be good for doggies, thanks for the treat tonight, I am sure dad will be taking care of the repercussion tomorrow.

Important Papers?

I hope the documents that I shredded were not important?

Enough Is Enough

Ok family, enough is enough, while I appreciate the pampering I am a boy dog.

Muffin Shortcut

Why wait until the cornbread muffins are cooked, I will just go to the source and eat the batter.

Looking For A Lingerie Model?

I heard Victoria Secret is looking for lingerie models for their new line of doggie intimates.

I'm Hungry

Hey sister can I have a bite?

Big Spill I Am Ready To Help

Looks like mom made a big spill in the kitchen again, this time I am ready with two towels to help out.

Say Dad Dishwashers Were Invented Years Ago

Say Dad, instead of paying me with bones to clean the dishes, why don't you simply use the dishwasher?

My Toy Selection Tonight

I simply could not decide on which toy to play with tonight, so lets play with them all.

I Need Someone To Cuddle With

I miss cuddling with Mom, hope you are having fun on your cruise, looks like it is just me and Roscoe tonight.